April 1, 2008


Guests: None Scheduled

Posted by Dinah

The wind has been taken out of our sails today. Cowhead and Galvin got a phone call in the middle of lunch today, saying that we need to start playing more music. It was very disappointing. In order to perform at our best and play by the rules, Cowhead has given me the power to go to break when we have to. No matter what celebrity is in here or how funny we're being, I have to press the button to go to commercial.

Last week, Galvin and Cowhead stated that the only people that watch women's basketball are lesbians and creepy guys. The St Petersburg Times published yesterday that the bars in Ybor are booming with lesbians because of the tournaments in town. See? They were right.

Speaking of being creepy, Cowhead confessed to eating at Hooters by himself on Saturday afternoon. Weirdo...

We had a flood of phone calls come in protesting the more music situation. Guys and girls called in, pleading for more Cowhead Show. Unfortunately, we had to go to break so we could play two slow, boring songs. I leave the room now when we play "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. I can't stand it.

Alicia called in, she was fired by Pizza Hut, a place she managed for six years, because she participated in our Whorefest 2008 contest. Phone calls came in looking to help her out, stick up for her, and offer her some jobs.

We interviewed Jose Canseco, he just released a second book called "Vindicated". I had to cut it short halfway through because we were running late. Ruling with an iron fist, bitches.

We brought our intern, ReTodd, in the studio to try and hash out our differences. Apparently, last night he sent some emails to Cow and Moose begging for his job back. Moose claimed that his email was not a nice one. I read it and it was pretty mean. However, being the forgiving, nice people we are, Cowhead gave the power to Moose, and Moose did not fire him. Pussy...