January 16, 2008


Guests: None Scheduled

Posted by Dinah
Bert called us on the hotline....seconds before we went on the air. He was getting in the shuttle to be taken to the mansion. He was chosen to be a judge for potential Playmates. When he got the phone call, he at first thought it was an intervention, or some sort of a setup. His plan is to be like "What About Bob" and stay and hang out for weeks. Bert's going to Dublin and they're all stoked. Bert thinks his life is too much like a story. We told him all our latest hijinks....horn blasting, shock ball and American Fatty-ators. See we don't need a Playboy mansion to have fun.

Wow....Cloverfield premiere last night was filled with drama from the start to the end. When we got to the theater, there was a crazy lady screaming and crying because they wouldn't let her in because it was full. We walked up behind her and they yelled at us too, I had to squish in between Cow and Galvin, I was definitely the safest person in the world during that movie. The movie sucked, it didn't make any sense, all of a sudden there was a monster and it killed everybody....that was basically it. On top of all this, the most ignorant, fat black woman commented
loudly the whole movie. It was crazy annoying, and Galvin, of course, had to say something to her. He waited until the lights came on and said "hey the next time you guys go to a movie, I want to go so you can talk behind me the whole time". They just stared back at us....like a deer in headlights.


Galvin did an open letter to...shocker...the fat black lady at the movies last night. It was very angry and I gotta admit that he scared me a little when he said that

In retarded news with Galvin....a bill was introduced saying that the oversized nuts that people hang on the hitch if the trucks should be illegal. Little Losers, a new clothing line for kids, with such lines as Mr. Pimp, Miss Bitch, and Mr. Well Hung...has been under scrutiny because the language is a bit much for kids to wear.

Brad Renfro died yesterday, which inspired us to play Celebrity Death Pool, we all made a list of ten celebrities that might die in 2008. We're gonna discuss the stakes and the payout a little later.

Bret Michaels called in, Cowhead told him that he was the prettiest man on TV. They talked about the show and all his drunk chicks that are all over him...especially the insecure drunk chick that didn't even make it to the elimination. We told him that we all dressed up like 80's rockers, and we're pretty sure he laughed at us. Bret loves the Hard Rock and can't wait to come back to Tampa to party with us. And play the show.

American Idol was on last night...Cow's wife forgot to Tevo it and had to call the cleaning lady and talk her through it. Fortunately, she figured it out. We played some clips from last night, including a guy that wrote a
song about stalking Paula, which was actually pretty funny. We had a chick call in, claiming that she has medical records from a guitar player in Poison but may have been lying...we'll find out tomorrow.

We tracked down Paul, the stalker guy from American Idol last night, he is actually normal, and is in a comedy band called "Hairy Areolas". www.paulpiano.net is his website, where you can get the stalker song and more of his band's music. When he got kicked out, he sang a song to Ryan Seacrest called "I Love me", and sang it to us. It was pretty funny. The greatest thing was that it sounds like it was written for Galvin.

Bert called in, he's still at the Playboy mansion, he got into some of the photo shoots, he said he made eye
contact with some of the cameras. He was calling from the bathroom and people kept walking in but nobody good. He
said he was scared to be on the phone because the security guys look so mean.

We took some phone calls, and I got in trouble because I said one of the chick callers sounded dumb. I'm not a
hater I just tell the truth!! We made fun of all the times Cowhead has taken naps in bathrooms. Especially
bathrooms at bars.