January 22, 2008


Guests: Randy Couture

Posted by Dinah
More developments in the Hannibal story. One of our sales reps approached Cowhead today and asked if he got his present from the weird small guy in a suit yesterday. So now we have an idea of what he looks like. Creepy.

Meatloaf called in the show...Cow told him he's the only guest that he can share clothes with. Meatloaf's been on Nutrisystem and weighs less now than he did in high school. He's gotta be in better shape because he's on TV now, hosting a game show, "Rock in a Hard Place", which is basically musicians going against each other in trivia. He has a lot of freedom with it since it's on Direct TV. He especially likes that he can call people stupid. Our phones are haunted, they keep making weird alien noises, nobody can fix it, I can't concentrate.

Retarded News with Galvin...three stories today! A guy in London got 3 speeding tickets in a few weeks and instead of getting in trouble and losing his license, he faked his own death. Now he has to spend a couple years in jail, rather than pay 350 dollars for the tickets. The worlds hairiest man is looking for a new girlfriend. He recently put out a search on a dating website in China. Police think they're onto a criminal ring full of midgets in hockey bags. They hide in the bags in luggage storage, climb out, steal valuables, climb back in and get hauled off in a car....the same little car, full of other midgets. I think that's awesome.

Yay we played Guess Who Farted!! The phone lines immediately filled up.
Breaking News!! Heath Ledger is dead...dammit! Why didn't I pick him for my Celebrity Death Pool?? They still don't know why, his housekeeper found him unconscious, with pills next to his body.

A lady called in during a commercial break saying that she is Jean's neighbor. Jean is the old lady from yesterday that claimed to have been arrested for simply pulling over while waiting for her coffee from McDonald's. The news is giving her all this great publicity, she seems like a sweet old lady, but her neighbor claims she is putting on an act. She told us Jean said the N word in front of her mixed grandson. Wow. There's a different side to every story.

We called Gary, a guy who wanted to adopt a kid, and the agency told him he was too fat. What the hell, they would rather a kid stay in an orphanage than live with a fat guy?? In Missouri, if the kids are drug exposed, they are classified as special needs. If that's the case, they're probably not going to let smokers or bad drivers have kids. He's also a clown for the Shriners club. That's the part that's scary.

We had such a busy day today we didn't even get into Adrienne Curry. She's going down, that's one thing we do know. By the way I just want to point out that Galvin said I didn't look like a 12 year old boy today. What a nice guy.