January 28, 2008


Guests: Chuck Liddell

Posted by Dinah

New studio!! We are in our giant studio, I can't even see Cowhead from where I sit. Good news today, we are number one in Ft Myers....we're offering to do a free job for them, they should call us back, we're number one just because our signal reaches all the way down there. We had lots of phone calls from people in Cape Coral, Naples, and Ft Myers that say we come in crystal clear down there.

Gasparilla was this weekend, which none of us attended. TBT let the guys down because they didn't have a lot of pictures of hot girls. The biggest news that came out of this day was Gayle Guyarldo. She was completely hammered. It's priceless audio. She's slurring her words, telling her co-anchor that she loves him....all kinds of great stuff.

We had a very scared lady call about our Rock of Love contest. She wouldn't stop talking and she had screaming kids in the background. We still gave her tickets and she will still show up for the contest. Gayle's publicist released a message that said she had the flu and was on medication. Whatever, drunkie.

Redneck Movie Reviewer called in, he saw Rambo this weekend and said it was pretty good. I have never seen any of the Rambo movies and I never will.

Scooter called in, he wants to decorate our new studio for us. His company did one of our vans and it looks awesome. We have a new green room which we will call the red room, and hopefully they will mack that out too. A guy named Dale called and told us he's going to be bringing in a bunch of chicks for the contest tomorrow. We also played more drunk-sounding Gayle audio. If anything, Channel 8 should thank her because her antics probably brought a lot of watchers.

In Retarded News today...if somebody points a gun at your face and demands something, you should probably give it to them. This guy tried to negotiate, tried to act like he knew his father, and finally just gave the guy fifteen dollars. Cowhead swears that he will never get carjacked, it's almost impossible, lock the doors and drive away. Very easy.

We played crazy Britney Spears audio, she's speaking, on more than one occasion, in an English accent now. That's just a sad family. The little sister is now giving away her baby to her mom. Britney's kids are all over the fronts of magazines and they will surely wind up on Maury Povich. Mike from Pepsi called in, still claiming that he has Superbowl tickets that he is sending us. Nobody believes him but he swears he's giving them up. We'll see...