January 31, 2008


Guests: Patrice O'Neal, Rock of Love Girls

Posted by Dinah

Galvin is super excited about his trip to Vegas tomorrow. It's his brother's bachelor party and he's got a bunch of cash ready to gamble away. This morning, Cowhead was on his way here and was driving next to a blue ferrari. It wasn't going super fast so he assumed it was a chick. He finally pulled up next to it, was on the phone with Galvin, and squeeled like a little girl when he realized it was Derek Jeter. How cute.

Domino's Pizza has released an online pizza tracker. You can go on the website and track the pizza being made, in the oven, and on the way to your house. I think that would make me more hungry. Who the hell is so bored that they sit online tracking their pizza?

Patrice O'Neal came in, and immediately started rippin on all of us. Cowhead told him the story of when he first met Jay Z, Jay thought they already were buddies and was so nice to him. Patrice told him he looked like a friend of the black people. He told him he looks like he would sell rims, which, coincidentally, he pimps Rent N' Roll, which sells rims. Fantastic. He told Moose he looked "high school shooty" and told me my pants hang down too much.

Patrice told us there was a little situation in the lobby while waiting for me to come get him. I brought in Michelle, our hot receptionist, and she smoothed out the situation. Patrice thought she was totally hot. Cowhead
asked her on a scale from one to ten where he stands....she gave him a three. He has a three percent chance with her. He at least thought he was a 6. Oh well, we're all being honest here. We all had a really good conversation about relationships and fat people. Hmm. Cowhead warned him about Ybor City....it's a little gangster.

We brought our Rock of Love girls in. As soon as they got in the studio together, they got very catty. Michelle claimed that certain girls are in this contest for the wrong reasons. Spiderwebs went nuts and demanded Cowhead tell her every band Greg Billings has ever been in. I got very confused. We gave crazy Spiderwebs the option of possibly eliminating another member of her team. The tables turned when the Nikki Cox look alike dropped out of the contest. We offered Shawna the chance to sit in the front row with Love Tiger. None of the ladies took the opportunity, poor LT.

Manchula called in for the first time in like two years, he's been in jail in Hawaii for all this time. Now that we are in the afternoons, he can call a lot more. JB said that when he was escorting the ladies out, Shawna put up a fight and started crying. We offered her front row seats, she just had to sit next to LT.

Cowhead called his grandmother, she's leaving town tomorrow and he hasn't even see her. She was also very excited that Cow saw Derek Jeter in his blue ferrari today. She is the world's biggest Yankees fan. A hot-sounding girl called in, she's Myspace friends with Cow, not Galvin, and she is twenty-one. I'm scared for tomorrow, this crazy Rock of Love girls thing is getting out of hand.